Ask yourself... Are you:

gnarwhale:

Alone?

In a crowed room?

Smiling genuinely?

If you answered YES to any of these three then you are doing just fine!

 Somehow I managed to answer yes to all 3 of these questions!! 2 days, baby!

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From "The hilarity of Harry Potter quotes when changing "wand" to "willy"" Facebook Group:

doctorplease:

suicideunderground:

longlivethequeen:everythingharrypotter:yerawizardharry:

• “The willy chooses the wizard, Mr Potter.”
• “Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “…Willy out, Potter.” Harry moved into his usual position…
• “Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
• ‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his willy at you, you do this.’ He raised his own willy, attempted a complicated sort of wiggling action and dropped it. Snape smirked as Lockhart quickly picked it up saying, ‘Whoops - my willy is a little over excited.’
• “There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort’s willy and mine sort of… connected.”
• “Are you OK?” said Harry urgently.“My willy,” said Ron. “Look at my willy.” It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters
Ron and Malfoy looked at each other with their willy’s raised. Malfoy strolled towards Ron, flicking his willy vigourously as he edged closer to Ron. Ron anticipated the worst and gulped as the white substance flew out of Malfoy’s willy and hit him full on the face.

oh my gosh. so inappropriate hahaa

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In Addition To...

Things I like: Outerspace, Journey, warm beds and warm hands, sleeping in, friendly welcomes, earning my keep, secrets, laughing so hard, light heartedness, not judging, not caring anymore, Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Hysteric, stage personas, little blonde baby boys, sliding around, steely cold winter mornings, watching your breath swirl about, hearing heart beats, bright blue skies, happiness, caramel honey, people showing utter selflessness and selfishness simultaneously, nose piercings, long hair, short hair, giving in, obscure dreams, Christmas trees, deep cleaning, tidy rooms, art art art art, creation, Banff, Canmore, delicious local brewed beer, wolves, foxes, reaching into people’s hearts and finding something worth loving, understanding anger, understanding love, misunderstanding love, giving people 2nd, 3rd, 4th chances…, Quantum Physics, Love Thyself, keep calm and carry on, baking, pretending, meaningless crushes, delicious coffee, delicious tea, buying things, saving money(rare,) holding hands, kisses from anyone, face-cheek-arm-chest-shoulder kisses, soft faces, toques, winter winter winter, nice eyebrows, feeling very confidant, knowing people like me, knowing how to be happy, laughing at sports fanatics, staring into the abyss, realizing that I am who I am and if you don’t like that you can fuck off.

Whaddyadowhenyerboredahtwerk?

You draw silly pictures of feathers, and wonder where your inspiration has gone, and you lust after puzzles, and read strange internet collections, and watch the regulars, and cough towards the christmas trees in mid-November, and fantasize about your evening, and figure out what you’re going to do with your life.

Maybe I should do something...

Goals of the day?

i. Shovel sidewalk of some 5 inches of snow.

ii. Clean room, bathroom, and vacuum floors.

iii. Send mom a ton of positive thoughts a propos her drive through the coquihalla highway.